ridin’ the waves

25 Feb

Okay, correct me if I’ve missed anything,but:
Tanning=kiss on the cheek.
Walk on the beach= kiss on the lips.
Boogieboarding=grinding
Surfin’ the waves= sex with protection
(the above) without a surfboard=Whoa, goin’ for a baby.
Skimboarding=feelin’ up
Bodyboardin’= fellatio
Sharks= STDs
Buildin’ sand castles= marriage
AND I JUST THOUGHT UP ANOTHER ONE
Chicken fight=threesome.

Wanna add any more? Or have I gotten them all?

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